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coffee-cigarettes-and-no-sleep said: Then you're living in the wrong part of the country... ;)

coffee-cigarettes-and-no-sleep:

kinseyvileplume:

coffee-cigarettes-and-no-sleep:

kinseyvileplume:

coffee-cigarettes-and-no-sleep:

kinseyvileplume:

you got a nude beach there too? If so I will pack my bags asap!

Heartland Cove at Smithville Lake.

So yes.

What’s your next excuse?

a lake is in no way a beach. do not even joke about that!

You did not say “ocean-beach.”
You said “beach.”

Lakes, rivers, oceans all have beaches.
And from the reviews, it looks pretty fuckin’ fabulous.
Not that you’d catch me dead at one, but that’s beside the point.

nah man, you guys can call them whatever you like to make yourselves feel better, but deep down in your hearts you know that the edge of a lake is not a beach. 

Welp.

Can’t blame a man for tryin’.
(I see how this is, nude beach = more important than a pact :p)

And also:

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no doubt this definition was written by sad people from places without oceans, may their souls find peace on the waves. Amen.

coffee-cigarettes-and-no-sleep said: Then you're living in the wrong part of the country... ;)

coffee-cigarettes-and-no-sleep:

kinseyvileplume:

coffee-cigarettes-and-no-sleep:

kinseyvileplume:

you got a nude beach there too? If so I will pack my bags asap!

Heartland Cove at Smithville Lake.

So yes.

What’s your next excuse?

a lake is in no way a beach. do not even joke about that!

You did not say “ocean-beach.”
You said “beach.”

Lakes, rivers, oceans all have beaches.
And from the reviews, it looks pretty fuckin’ fabulous.
Not that you’d catch me dead at one, but that’s beside the point.

nah man, you guys can call them whatever you like to make yourselves feel better, but deep down in your hearts you know that the edge of a lake is not a beach. 

coffee-cigarettes-and-no-sleep said: Then you're living in the wrong part of the country... ;)

coffee-cigarettes-and-no-sleep:

kinseyvileplume:

you got a nude beach there too? If so I will pack my bags asap!

Heartland Cove at Smithville Lake.

So yes.

What’s your next excuse?

a lake is in no way a beach. do not even joke about that!

coffee-cigarettes-and-no-sleep said: Then you're living in the wrong part of the country... ;)

you got a nude beach there too? If so I will pack my bags asap!

aeostyle:

Steal your boyfriend’s flannel. We won’t tell.
Get the look:Heritage FlannelCanvas Anorak

it is 93 degrees here, fuck off.

aeostyle:

Steal your boyfriend’s flannel. We won’t tell.

Get the look:
Heritage Flannel
Canvas Anorak

it is 93 degrees here, fuck off.

madblackgirl:

Black women can be feminine

Black women can be masculine

Black women can be delicate

Black women can be quiet

Black women can be loud

Black women can be patient

Black women can be cute

Black women can be adorable

Black women can be sexy

Black women can be dominant

Black women can be submissive

Black women can be straightedge

Black women can be gyaru

We can be literally anything we feel like being.

We are not a monolithic group

We are not the same

We share melanin not mindsets

im-a-walking-paradox:

rape culture simplified by Lil B

im-a-walking-paradox:

rape culture simplified by Lil B

misotrashy:

knitmeapony:

ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

So much of this. An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

misotrashy:

knitmeapony:

ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

So much of this. 

An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

Should officer Darren Wilson be arrested and charged with a crime? Whites: No (72%). Blacks: Yes (71%)

If white people could stop being the literal fucking worst that would make my day. There should not be any question as to whether or not a cop shooting an unarmed kid to death is a crime.

sonofbaldwin:

On September 15, 1963, America continued it’s long and brutal history of terrorist attacks against black people, bombing a church and blowing four little black girls to smithereens.

NEVER FORGET.

vintagegal:

"So come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab."

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

medievalpoc:

Anonymous Sculptor (Venice)

Portrait Bust of a Man

Italy (early 16th Century)

Polychromed Bronze, 27.9 cm. (H) [Bust of a black man wearing a doublet, a soft cap with a tassle, and earrings.]

Ashmolean Museum of Art and Archaeology, Department of Western Art.

I love this an unreasonable amount