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things i need : this dual pink flask / cigarette holder
cigarettes are nasty but damn my femme heart bleeds
I need this but instead of cigarettes, joints
i need this for my cigarettes what the hell is wrong with you guys
I am fiNDING THIS AND IT IS GOING ON MY WISHLIST RIGHT MEOW
(via lovekiller)
Suffer for your passion
ugh. why you gotta be all relevant up on my dash when i’m throwing a pity party
(via kellierhys)
do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them
One of my biggest faults.
hahahaha oh god my life. this is my life.
Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.
This is fucking perfect.
Colbert never fails to give me a ladyboner
(via transboybearcub)
sometimes I don’t follow someone who seems totally awesome because I already have a crush on them and if I have to see their stupid gorgeous face on my dash all the time I won’t ever get anything done again
kinseyvileplume replied to your post: i would wife youuu it would probably be a mostly platonic marriage but still
Let’s do it!
We can build forts and eat ice cream and do a whole bunch of nothing without the unnecessary guilt. :D
I feel like you and I would make the best fort together. It would be so majestic.
i am legit curled up on the floor under a table eating a burrito and watching my soap opera
my life is so glamorous like wow
anonymous asked: Yo, you don’t need to do swears to be cool and have friends.
Haha, but for real tho, this is obviously completely untrue.
